i think it’s fucking hilarious that this is a thing now
I think it’s hilarious that tumblr is just discovering this. This has been a thing for years now.
haha ikr? don’t we talk about this every year jak
Irish girl sunbathing. No, not her.. the other one.
(I just like to imagine that throughout the whole job, he’d been assigned to surveillance of the utmost discreet kind and when Natasha was answering Tony’s question she’s actually thinking about him and she knows that Clint can hear their entire conversation and so that’s that.)
The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze
I know that feel, Painting Lady.
My bus ride to and from work every day.
They never published the second picture, which was the one where she backhanded him in the fucking face for getting all up in her shit.
Oh great, good to know this has been a problem for HUNDREDS OF YEARS CAN WE PLEASE STOP DOING THIS ALREADY JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Everyone is overlooking something very significant in this picture, that I saw in two seconds, that adds a layer of super slime to his whole awful attitude. “The Irritating Gentleman” is a politeness.
She’s wearing all black in 1874. Black gloves, hat, cloak, and dress. In public. The whole nine yards. That’s not a fashion choice or a gothic thing. Back then when people wore all black like that, they were in mourning for someone who died. No one did mourning like the Victorians, that shit was an art form to them.
Someone in her family has died—she could even be a young widow. No one’s accompanying her either. With the carpet bag? She’s traveling alone while still in deep mourning. Look at the closeup. She’s got tears in her eyes. She is upset, devastated in a way that one is only when someone has died. And the guy’s still bothering her, like her problems are flippant bullshit and she needs to just smile or pay attention to him because ladies are supposed to be pleasing for men no matter what shit they’re going through. That’s not a look of “what an ass.” That’s a look of devastation that even in her pain, she’s expected to give people like him focus. She’s not mad. She’s hurt. And to add insult to injury? Everyone would be able to tell. It was a clear sign and still is in ways that someone is mourning, to dress in black crepe like that. He would know why she’s wearing all black, and he’s still demanding her attention.
What an insufferable dick.
I’m reblogging myself to add some comments from my mom. She’s a docent at the Portland Art Museum, and I wanted to see her take on this painting, given her art/art history knowledge. She said:
“Just looking at it I’d say she’s recently lost her parent(s). She’s traveling alone and is waiting in a station that would be considered too “rough” for a lady in high standing. The crates around her, even the behavior of the man would indicate she’s in a rough part of town. Also, there’s a tear on her face, so not only is she grieving a loss, she’s grieving a loss of position and safety in the world.”
Reblogging for that comment right there.
Wow okay, excuse me for like half a second while I become a gigantic creep.
I have no idea who this guy is but I really regret not asking. I mean, for a name or a number or a night out in some dinky bar on St. Marks or whatever. This is really embarrassing but after taking his picture, I went back to my table only to lament not saying anything more than thank you and went back down the artist alley to find him but once I did, I saw him posing for another image and just stood there frozen like a deer in headlights for like 15 minutes and watched him walk away like the idiot I am. Not only is he the most perfect Steve Rogers, he is really mindblowingly handsome and as shallow as it is, that’s how these things start don’t they?!?!
Since I already shamelessly called out Kane (citysaurus) today, I figured it couldn’t hurt to find out who this beautiful person is.
If you do in fact know who it is and you know that they are uncomfortable with images floating around or attention or whatever, let me know and I’ll take down the post and images and redirect them to where I obtained them since the one I took came out a little fuzzy.
Thanks a lot guys, and enjoy the pics. He’s a total dreamboat.