You and I remember Budapest very differently.

stayflyyyg:

They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.

(Source: ventisette)

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arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

“their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

(Source: boywhocriedwerewolf)

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unashamedandsacrificial:

no-dana-only-zuul:

man-on-man buttsex rules according to all the fanfics

• one finger two finger three finger DICK
• if the bottom doesnt stay ROCK HARD while having a cock shoved in his backdoor something is amiss
• bottom has to come while being penetrated. bottom may reach critical mass and self-destruct if orgasm is not reached within the anal sex time limit
• top’s cock is an autopiloted prostate-seeking missile wtf is that lets get NASA on this or some shit
• everyone carries around travel-size packets of lube? possible that there is a snack bar of lube and condoms somewhere and they just stuff their pockets on the way out

• spit is an acceptable substitute for lube
• love is also an acceptable substitute for lube

(Source: motherfuckingfineasspussymobile)

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questioningofthor:

CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THERE IS NO HUGH SON OF JASS HERE.

HOWEVER, HE IS LAUGHING QUITE HARD, SO PERHAPS HE IS LYING. 

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