December 2011
Bedtime stories read by the cast of Doctor Who →
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slimmeroo replied to your post: AMANDA.
so you two……….. fondue?
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FACT: My Monster High dolls are Lesbians.
thetatteredendsofautumn:
all my barbies were as well
and trans*men
My Barbies were a naked lesbian colony that lived in my bedroom. Pretty sure that my two Ken dolls (hot pink swim trunks!Ken with a missing foot and sexy hair ice skater!Ken) might have had to make do with each other or babysit Skipper.
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November 2011
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One of my friends keeps liking all these military proposal videos on Facebook (“Soldier Surprises Girlfriend by Coming Home Early and Proposing!”). I’m presuming this is supposed to be a hint for her boyfriend (who is deployed). She’s only been seeing this guy for a couple months.
Slow your roll, girl.
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Looking for odd jobs and it takes me to Craigslist
And all the jobs are either manual labor or “modeling.”
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Every time I see a negative review of some place I...
I really just want to leave a trollface to piss off the reviewer.
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aeroskab:
Here is my thesis statement for the paper due tomorrow… “Sir Thomas Wyatt and Henry Howard, the Earl of Surrey, translated Petrarch a lot. Wyatt way more than Surrey. In fact he practically worshipped the man. I bet Petrarch had one of those Italian porn ‘staches.” I need to stop trying now. Good thing I don’t write my papers in order, half of it is at least done.
He does now.
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In which I flail over a porn star favoriting my...
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The Duke of Crowborough and Thomas had a thing.
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