January 2012
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
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[xanderpants]
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Enough slashy goodness for the entire class.
So this is part of my Info Tech assignment for this week. Basically - here’s GDocs and create a file to share with the instructor. No specifications on what goes in it or anything, just make one and share. This guy’s a micromanaging pain in the ass from what I’ve noticed, so that means I can upload that SWAT porn I wrote and share it, right? We’re all adults here.
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Little earthquakes
My neighbor’s kid must be staying over again, my floors are shaking. Even the small earthquakes we’ve had in Ohio can’t compare to this damn kid’s feet. Maybe I should leave a bottle of Children’s Benadryl on his doorstep as a hint.
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I think it goes without saying that Fassbender, playing a tortured, joyless,...
– Roger Ebert, probably expressing what i was thinking about Michael Fassbender’s snubbing by the Academy — it’s largely stuffy and has to do with outside perceptions of Hollywood being full of perverse, permissive libertines. Shame winning anything would somehow validate this.
They wuz robbed -...
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FACT: Every lesbian must watch M*A*S*H at one...
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
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#BUT THE MELONS
Green is an evil
I can’t breathe I’m serious
FODY KILLED MY PARENTS.
He is stoned Mrs. Ponri. (CLICK HERE TO MAKE IT WORK)
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Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several...
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Apparently it’s Asian dick hour on my dash.
– Pamela
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